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Name: Sarah Anne

Birthday: February 12, 1982

Astrological mumbo-jumbo: Aquarius rising in Scorpio; Dog born under Water

Location: Longitude-111.69764203 Latitude-40.28316482 (Utah)

Height: 5 feet 2¾ inches

Weight: 116 pounds

Eye color: grey, blue and green kaleidoscopes

Hair color: multiple shades of blonde

Bloodline: Scottish, English, Italian, Danish

Relationship Status: Happily Married on 02.13.04 - Tonii 03.18.76

Chillins: Benjamin Daniel, 6.16.03

Step-kids: Antonia, 12.01.96; Cash, 08.28.98; Billy, 01.18.00

Siblings: Michelle, the older sister. Danny, the baby brother.

Parents: Robert Earl, 1951-2000; Sheryl Renee, 1954-2004

Spiritual paddy-wack: I'm incredibly spiritual, but not religious.

Languages spoken: Fluent in English, snippets of Spanish, can sing in any romance language (and not understand a damned word) as well as a titch of Japanese and a smidgen of Serbian, and curses in Yiddish.

Identifying marks: Five ear piercings, one navel piercing, tattoo on lower back, tiny mole on upper lip, scarred yet beautiful arms.

As a child: My teachers always wrote on my report cards that I was too shy. I was obsessed with sex and wore makeup as early as first grade. I was a perfectionist. I was invisible. When they did see me, I ran the show. It's not within me to follow.

Career girl: I always wanted to be a teacher when I grew up. And an artist. And a singer. And a stripper. And a writer. Mostly, I wanted to be a mother.

Good traits: Great listener, will love You, optimistic, randomly breaks out in song, loves children, addicted to chocolate, highly intelligent, hyper-aware, horribly perceptive and loves for a lifetime.

Bad traits: Incredibly stubborn, horribly cluttered, addicted to Happy Meals, procrastinator, never forgets, speed demon, sex addict, swears like sailor and loves for a lifetime.

Hobbylicious: Singing opera, playing guitar, writing, drawing, daydreaming, reading, inspiring, dancing, web design, driving really fast, canyons, eating, cuddling, bed-hogging and getting tangled up in the sheets.

Likes: Snowmen, sushi, summer rain, Coca Cola Classic, being in love, down comforters, breakfast cereal, The Simpsons, Marilyn Monroe, rhinos, sunsets, German cars, Elvis (pre-jumpsuit), music, Utah, art, boobs and kaleidoscopes.

Dislikes: Stress, war, raisins, peppers, slushy roads, people who don't return phone calls, inconsistency, bad/slow drivers, smog, fucked up punch-lines and nagging.

Last great books I read: The Lord of the Rings Trilogy by JRR Tolkien, Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov, Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas by Tom Robbins

Favorite on-screen sex scene: When Alex kills the woman with the giant ceramic penis in A Clockwork Orange

Celebrity I resemble most: My mom used to tell me I look like Jayne Mansfield, but beyond the blonde hair and voluptuousness, I just don't see it.

Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: When I was about four I told my little brother that a railroad spike we had in our basement was one of the nails used to crucify Jesus.

The five items I can't live without: My family, guitar, toothbrush, paper and pen.

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